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WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC
One year later, I’m telling someone else I love them…who actually deserves it.
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
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*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
well too late for me
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